scootertrash
12-21-2006, 11:53 AM
Here is a little Christmas humor with a military twist.... Happy Holidays!
OPPLAN Claus, S.
(See also Elf, Jolly Old, filed under OPPLAN 20001225, and Nicholaus, Saint, under OPPLAN 19801225, both superceded by current OPPLAN)
240001Z DEC 06
Subject: Pending visit of LtGen Santa Claus.
1. An official visit by LtGen Claus is expected at this installation no
later then 250100Z DEC 06. The following instructions will be in effect and
govern the activities of all Marines and others aboard the installation during the visit.
2. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This includes Warrant Officers and mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through Regimental S-3 NLT COB 20061223. Stirring permits will include bearers reason for stirring and must be countersigned by bearers SgtMaj. At no time will stirrers interfere with the visit of LtGen Claus.
3. All Marines will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200Z DEC 04 2006. Uniform of the day will be Pajamas, cotton,light, drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose, MarPat; and Cap, stocking, wool, black. Ears will be covered 2 inches. Platoon Sergeants will ensure uniformity of cap placement prior to 2130Z.
Equipment will be drawn from Battalion S-4 officers prior to 231900Z DEC 06.
4. Marines will utilize standard field ration (TS-3) Plums, Sugar, various, for visions to
dance through their heads. Artificially sweetened plums are authorized for
those on the unit weight control program. Those on ComRats will be provided Plums at no additional charge, courtesy of the Family Advocacy program.
5. Stockings, green wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care. Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by
carelessly hung stockings. Unit safety Officers will submit stocking hanging plans to this headquarters prior to 230800Z DEC 06 for approval. Ensure these plans are marked to the Attn of the Division Safety Officer, in triplicate. Diagrams are required. Stocking hanging classes will be completed NLT 221600Z Dec 06. Rosters will be submitted by each unit Saftey NCO. Those Marines who fail to complete the stocking hanging class due to extended deployment may take the online class available at the Division Safety website.
6. At the first sign of clatter from the parade deck, all Marines will spring from
their racks to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open the shutters and throw open the window sashes, IAW OPNAVINST 2525.12.d , will be in effect to facilitate shutter tearing
and sash throwing. Platoon Commanders will familiarize all Marines with
procedures and are responsible for ensuring that no shutters are torn open
nor window sashes thrown open prior to start of official clatter. Duty NCO's will assist with clatter commencement.
7. Prior to 242200Z DEC 06, all Marines will be assigned "Wandering Eyeball" stations. After shutters are thrown open and sashes are torn, these stations
will be manned until the conclusion of the visit by LtGen Claus. Operations NCO's will ensure Marines are issued the appropriate NVG's through the Battalion S-4 shop, and return of same. Marines are also encouraged to update their Supply cards while in S-4, and make arrangements to repay the Goverment for lost or missing equipment. Remember, it's the season for giving.
8. The Motor Transport OIC will assign one, each, Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer,
rein, tiny, for use of LtGen Claus' driver who, IAW current directives and other applicable regulations, must have a valid DoD Driving permit (Form 404) with the applicable Rooftop parking, High speed exiting, and Combat EVOC endorsements. Driver must also be able to shout "On
Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and
Blitzen". as directed by LtGen Claus. Uniform of the day for the assigned driver will be Dress Blue "B".
9. LtGen Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys units. All Marines without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during
ceremonies. Chimney simulator units will be requested on Standard Supply form, block 14E, submitted to Regimental S-4 prior to 220800Z DEC 06 and issued on a temporary loan card. Due to troop deployment needs in theatre, the composite Chimney simulator, M-6/C, may be issued as a replacement.
10. Marines will rehearse shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." This shout will be given on termination of LtGen Claus' visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of Company 1stSgt's.
Colonel R. B. Dickens
By Direction
OPPLAN Claus, S.
(See also Elf, Jolly Old, filed under OPPLAN 20001225, and Nicholaus, Saint, under OPPLAN 19801225, both superceded by current OPPLAN)
240001Z DEC 06
Subject: Pending visit of LtGen Santa Claus.
1. An official visit by LtGen Claus is expected at this installation no
later then 250100Z DEC 06. The following instructions will be in effect and
govern the activities of all Marines and others aboard the installation during the visit.
2. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This includes Warrant Officers and mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative actions will be obtained through Regimental S-3 NLT COB 20061223. Stirring permits will include bearers reason for stirring and must be countersigned by bearers SgtMaj. At no time will stirrers interfere with the visit of LtGen Claus.
3. All Marines will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200Z DEC 04 2006. Uniform of the day will be Pajamas, cotton,light, drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose, MarPat; and Cap, stocking, wool, black. Ears will be covered 2 inches. Platoon Sergeants will ensure uniformity of cap placement prior to 2130Z.
Equipment will be drawn from Battalion S-4 officers prior to 231900Z DEC 06.
4. Marines will utilize standard field ration (TS-3) Plums, Sugar, various, for visions to
dance through their heads. Artificially sweetened plums are authorized for
those on the unit weight control program. Those on ComRats will be provided Plums at no additional charge, courtesy of the Family Advocacy program.
5. Stockings, green wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care. Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by
carelessly hung stockings. Unit safety Officers will submit stocking hanging plans to this headquarters prior to 230800Z DEC 06 for approval. Ensure these plans are marked to the Attn of the Division Safety Officer, in triplicate. Diagrams are required. Stocking hanging classes will be completed NLT 221600Z Dec 06. Rosters will be submitted by each unit Saftey NCO. Those Marines who fail to complete the stocking hanging class due to extended deployment may take the online class available at the Division Safety website.
6. At the first sign of clatter from the parade deck, all Marines will spring from
their racks to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open the shutters and throw open the window sashes, IAW OPNAVINST 2525.12.d , will be in effect to facilitate shutter tearing
and sash throwing. Platoon Commanders will familiarize all Marines with
procedures and are responsible for ensuring that no shutters are torn open
nor window sashes thrown open prior to start of official clatter. Duty NCO's will assist with clatter commencement.
7. Prior to 242200Z DEC 06, all Marines will be assigned "Wandering Eyeball" stations. After shutters are thrown open and sashes are torn, these stations
will be manned until the conclusion of the visit by LtGen Claus. Operations NCO's will ensure Marines are issued the appropriate NVG's through the Battalion S-4 shop, and return of same. Marines are also encouraged to update their Supply cards while in S-4, and make arrangements to repay the Goverment for lost or missing equipment. Remember, it's the season for giving.
8. The Motor Transport OIC will assign one, each, Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer,
rein, tiny, for use of LtGen Claus' driver who, IAW current directives and other applicable regulations, must have a valid DoD Driving permit (Form 404) with the applicable Rooftop parking, High speed exiting, and Combat EVOC endorsements. Driver must also be able to shout "On
Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and
Blitzen". as directed by LtGen Claus. Uniform of the day for the assigned driver will be Dress Blue "B".
9. LtGen Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys units. All Marines without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during
ceremonies. Chimney simulator units will be requested on Standard Supply form, block 14E, submitted to Regimental S-4 prior to 220800Z DEC 06 and issued on a temporary loan card. Due to troop deployment needs in theatre, the composite Chimney simulator, M-6/C, may be issued as a replacement.
10. Marines will rehearse shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." This shout will be given on termination of LtGen Claus' visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of Company 1stSgt's.
Colonel R. B. Dickens
By Direction