How to Piss Dennis Off and ruin the rest of the day.

[Rocky]

Spend as mush time looking over the fucking menu board at McDonald's as you would picking out a life insurance policy. Surely your fast food lunch is a life changing event that requires some serious consideration. People, it's fucking McDonald's and some of us have things to do. We've all eaten there before and the menu never changes. They've got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one down the road from your work has Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and french fries. The one on I-77 through Pennsylvania? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one that's open 24 hours that you like to hit after a night of partying with your friends? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. They're all the fucking same. There are no surprises. In fact, let's be honest. The Big Mac is really just a Quarter Pounder with Thousand Island dressing. It's all the fucking same. You should be able to decide what you're going to order by the time you parked your fucking car.

Rant Over

[chappy]

Spend as mush time looking over the fucking menu board at McDonald's as you would picking out a life insurance policy. Surely your fast food lunch is a life changing event that requires some serious consideration. People, it's fucking McDonald's and some of us have things to do. We've all eaten there before and the menu never changes. They've got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one down the road from your work has Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and french fries. The one on I-77 through Pennsylvania? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one that's open 24 hours that you like to hit after a night of partying with your friends? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. They're all the fucking same. There are no surprises. In fact, let's be honest. The Big Mac is really just a Quarter Pounder with Thousand Island dressing. It's all the fucking same. You should be able to decide what you're going to order by the time you parked your fucking car.

Rant Over
Can I supersize that for you sir?

[Rocky]

How can Monika work that cash register anyway with 6" fingernails.

[Pentabilly]

ROFL Or even better, the skinny white gurl with braids who speaks ebonics and acknowledges you standing there with a "yea??" and a glare. qwer

[iridefar]

Spend as mush time looking over the fucking menu board at McDonald's as you would picking out a life insurance policy. Surely your fast food lunch is a life changing event that requires some serious consideration. People, it's fucking McDonald's and some of us have things to do. We've all eaten there before and the menu never changes. They've got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one down the road from your work has Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and french fries. The one on I-77 through Pennsylvania? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. The one that's open 24 hours that you like to hit after a night of partying with your friends? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. They're all the fucking same. There are no surprises. In fact, let's be honest. The Big Mac is really just a Quarter Pounder with Thousand Island dressing. It's all the fucking same. You should be able to decide what you're going to order by the time you parked your fucking car.

Rant Over

+1 and even worse when it is in the drive thru Bable12

[Dirty_Sanchez]

How can Monika work that cash register anyway with 6" fingernails.

I want to know how Monika wipes her arse after a particularly horrendous bout of intestinal distress.

How does she pick her nose?

These thoughts and more are why I'm called.....

How you say.......

Ahhh, Yessss.......

Dirty Sanchez

Really, the moustache says "I love you"

Ole'

[Ritten]

The one that's open 24 hours that you like to hit after a night of partying with your friends? It's got Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, Chicken McNuggets, and French fries. They're all the fucking same. There are no surprises.



Actually, the one by my house has McChickens........and Filet-o-fish sandwiches......and salads........and wraps. There's just all those choices to make!!

Tomato.......no tomato...

Fries........or a shake...

Hot apple pie???

......it's all a very delicate balance to achieving the perfect FAST food meal.

HAHAHA

[2Evil4U]

Another EHOWA fan I see?

[cajuntrackday_dood]

that is funny!!

[minig0d]

Haha what a coinky dink... you and Larry the Cable Guy think exactly alike...

see this sound clip: click here (http://www.digitalhitmen.org/shit/Larry%20the%20Cable%20Guy%20-%20McDonalds.mp3)

[cajuntrackday_dood]

yo miniGD, you comin out to my trackday tomorrow?

[minig0d]

Wish I coulda :(

[scootertrash]

I try to avoid CrackDonalds at all cost!

[Rocky]

He He He. I check it every day.......... Coffee12





Another EHOWA fan I see?