I was born in East La!

[chuckklr04]

A repost from KLR650.net about my train wreck of a trip into Mexico. Jayd wanted me to post it.

You guys are not going to belive this shit. My KLR650 lost both exhaust valves on the way home from Creel MX. Both the bike and myself are in Camargo MX awaiting parts.When it will be fixed is anyones guess.

Any way I´m sitting in the hotel bar getting drunk ( I know you guys thought I was a teetotaler) when a Mex dude starts talking English to me. Turns out he is the towns only english as a second langauge teacher. Guess who was tonights guest speaker?


If you guessed me you are correct. I had to give a speech on my experieces in MX and how I ended up in their town. The whole time Born in east LA was coursing through my head. Now I know what Cheech went through.


How Surreal.

I was born in east Louisiana.


Will finish the story tommorow. Just lost .5 hour of typing!


The Whole Story!



The story begins with the navigator using a photocopied map.Going south when he should have gone north. I though I was heading in the right direction Because I saw a sign that said Delicias. turns out there are towns called Delicias both north and south on MX45. I'm going the wrong way and do not know it. After an hour of wrong way the Killer goes dead. I mean DEAD!. Wrench a bit and and can't get it going(Never would have thought she jumped timed and munched valves).I start pushing her through the desert a few miles. Nobody would stop.Then the federales pull up behind me.Oh Shit! my stomach goes into my throat.No problems however they are helpfull. They pull over the first truck going by and tell them to take me to the nearest town. I get dropped off at a auto parts store where they helped me wrench some more. Still no dice. They call the local bike mech and he drops the KLR off at his shop and me at the fanciest hotel in town.

After the day I had I was ready for some tequila and beers.Lucky me! The hotel has a nightclub.Preceed to eat a hamburger (quite good) and work on getting hammered.Being the only gringo in a town of 18,000 (Camargo is not a tourist town) I draw quite a bit of attention.Met an english as a second language teacher (Arturo) who invites me to his classroom so his students can hear someone without a MX accent. Cool! I'm in town less then two hours and have made a friend.Arturo leaves and I start talking with Choui who has somewhat limited english skills. Not a problem because he has three good looking amigas with him.I chat the rest of the night with Karlita who skill with english is limited to telling me how pretty my blue eyes are. The bar closes and Choui invites Karla and myself back to his house. I'm 3/4 lite up and agree (yes, I was scared on the drive there.Thoughts of murdered gringos drifted through my head).

Turns out partying in MX is like being a teenager again. The girls could not go in the house (only bad girls do) so we partied in the garage.Making out in Karla's truck brought out the kid in me!

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We agreed to meet again tommorow to go to the car races.At 1:00 pm the next day the bike mech calls and I hotfoot it over there to find out the problem with the bike. Damn! Karla's suppose to meet me at 2:00 pm at the hotel. Oh well gotta take of business. The bike has broken both intake valves due to jumped time ( I thought he said exhaust valves). He begain working on parts.

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I head over to Arturo's school for the first of many lectures on how I ended up in Camargo and american life.

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If you like to help his school here is a link.
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102992



One of Arturo's students (Joaquin) is a biker. We hang out one night and he shows me the town.He also drew a diagram of what happened to my engine. The language barrier and Arturo's lack of mechanical knowlege kept me from understanding completely what went wrong. We also swapped bike club shirts.

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Here am I showing my friends how to react to american police.

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Three nights after I met Karla Arturo took me to a drive in. Not that kind of drive in! Drive ins in MX are a combo Bar/resteraunt with a huge circular parking lot that they cruise through all night. We are kicking back beers and wacthing the cars by when the waiter brings me over a beer. Some chica in a truck sent it over. My machisomo goes way up with my Mex friends! Turned out to be Karla. I hop in her truck for another make out session. I can feel the years roll back on my clock. I'm feeling younger by the minute!
We hook up for the rest of my stay in Camargo.

We went to a rodeo with two of her close friends.
I was the only blanco (white) there. Everyone thought I was a Mennonite from Cuauhtémoc.I kept hearing in the background Cuauhtémoc, Cuauhtémoc, blanco mennonite.I had already known what a mennonit was from my overnight in Cuauhtémoc so I asked my amiga what were they saying. She laughed!!!!!!!! and said everone was wondering why a mennonite was with three cute mexican girls.





Mennonite Colonies in Mexico Accept Change Slowly




By Maria Macias and Fatima Torres

Change comes slowly for some inhabitants of Chihuahua, Mexico. We're not talking about embracing the newest technology. Only recently have they been allowed to own automobiles. This and other symbols of the modern world have permeated the Mexican colonies of Old World Christians: the Mennonites.

The Mennonites trace their roots to the 16th century Anabaptists, who preached adult baptism. They take their name from Menno Simons, a 16th century Dutch Anabaptist leader. The two most important principles of their faith were living close to the earth and forsaking secular life. The Mennonites emigrated from Prussia during the French Revolution and arrived in Russia in the 1780s after they lost much of their land to exorbitant taxes.


Drawing by Gabriela Guzman

Catherine II of Russia had invited Germans and other Europeans to settle lands vacated by the Turks in southern Russia. She granted a special charter of privileges to the Mennonites including the right to control their own religious, educational and civic affairs. Among the privileges was the guarantee of complete religious independence and exemption from military service for all time. Catherine also granted them permission to brew beer and distill brandy.

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[chuckklr04]

Continued

The new colonists suffered poverty, disease and death. The promised government assistance of 500 rubles per family was delayed, wood for construction was slow in arriving, and horses were lost or stolen for lack of fences. Nevertheless, in only two decades, 400 Mennonite families had become established in 15 villages. They were farming 89,100 acres of land. In 1866, Russia revoked the Mennonite exemption from military service and required the Russian language to be taught in all schools.

These and other changes resulted in the Mennonites fleeing to Canada. Again, however, they felt persecuted when the Manitoba Legislature passed laws controlling education and requiring the use of the English language in all schools. The Mennonites considered German an integral part of their religious faith.

Some "progressive" Mennonites accepted the new educational standards and stayed in Canada. This group eventually merged with the more traditional Amish sect, which had long before split from the Mennonites. Other Mennonites sent representatives to find a land of greater freedom, with countries as diverse as North Africa and Australia being considered. A team of six men explored South America and recommended settling in Mexico.

The Mexican government desired to settle the barren northern areas of their country with industrious farmers such as the Mennonites. In 1922, at the invitation of President Alvaro Obregón, 20,000 Mennonites left Canada and settled in the state of Chihuahua. Mexico agreed to sell them land at reasonable prices and level no taxes for 100 years if the Mennonites would produce the bulk of cheese needed for northern Mexico. President Obregón granted the Mennonites full control of their schools including maintenance of their language, independence of religion in both home and schools and exemption from military service.

Canadian Mennonites began arriving in 1922, loaded with livestock, farm equipment and household goods, intending to reproduce their industrious farms in Chihuahua as their forefathers had done on the prairies of Canada. They invested large amounts of capital in farming and transformed desolated stretches of sand and cactus into prosperous farms. They maintained well-equipped machine shops, large farm buildings and motorized transportation, although Mennonites prohibited the ownership of automobiles for common use.

In a few short years, the Mennonites had built a series of some forty villages surrounded by fields of green pastures and major crops including wheat, Canadian oats, beans, corn and apples. Their livestock were considered superior to native stock, easily recognizable by their sleek, well-fed appearance. Their villages reflected architectural styles existing in Russia and Canada, and the village names were the same as they had used in Canada, Rosenort, Steinback, Schonwiese, and so on. The Mennonites founded independent congregational groups of villages and formed three colonies: the Manitoba Colony, the Swift Current Colony and the Santa Clara Colony.

Located close to one another and very similar in appearance, the colonies built their own schools. Teachers had no formal training and were chosen on their orthodoxy. Farmers taught part-time, reading only the Bible, speaking in German and teaching by rote memory work. Illustrative materials were not allowed, and one instructor schooled all ages, with as many as 75 students per class. Schooling ended at age 13 for boys and 12 for girls.

The Mennonites banned all outside entertainment, reading the Bible faithfully and interpreting it literally. At the meeting house, men of a congregation sat on one side, the women on the other, and they took pleasure from intoning long hymns sung without musical accompaniment. Meeting houses were all alike: plain, oblong wooden buildings, presided over by an elder authorized to fulfill all religious functions. Several ministers and a deacon or two assisted the elder, who was unsalaried and chosen from the laity without special training. Therefore, he was usually selected from among the wealthy owners of large farms.

A Mennonite could lose church membership for breaking specific rules, even for not wearing proper clothes. When members deviated too much from orthodox beliefs, they were simply excommunicated. Home life was always strong and though Mennonites married young, their union was for life. Divorce did not exist. In rare circumstances, a couple ceased living together but such incidents were considered tragedies and neither party remarried. In the early 1920s, it was not unusual for Mennonites to have 10 or more children in the typical home. The father provided for the family as head of the home and conducted family worship. Integrity, morality and rectitude characterized Mennonite homes.

Women were serious homemakers, supporting their husbands in the production of the still famous Mennonite cheese, and every woman did her own baking, sewing and canning. They taught their children the ways of God, which included providing the labor for their own families and also for families with infants. They avoided unnecessary frivolities in their homes, and houses contained minimal furniture, appliances and conveniences. Mennonites also avoided public electricity, radios, televisions and other comforts. The family remained the most important institution and Mennonites discouraged their children from marrying non-Mennonites.

In the 1930s, the new socialist Mexican government overrode the promises former President Obregón made to the Mennonite delegation in 1921. Mexico demanded that native Mexican teachers replace Mennonite ones. Mexican bandits took advantage of Mennonite pacifism, frequently breaking into their homes or attacking them on roads to market. Bandits killed several Mennonites in these encounters, forcing the religious colonies to consider yet another migration. Fortunately, President Cardenas in 1936 restored their earlier privileges and added police protection against banditry. Mennonite schools reopened, robbery and assaults ceased, and the Mennonites decided to continue living in Mexico.

Over the years the Mennonites have slowly accepted some changes in their lifestyle. Most have accepted the automobile and have adopted Mexican and North American architecture rather than older European styles. Their schools are fully accredited by Mexico, and teachers are college trained either in North America or Mexico. The curriculum is more extensive, including English, Spanish and geography; schools are in session longer; women as well as men are allowed to teach; and teaching is now a full-time occupation. However, criteria that determine church membership among Chihuahua Mennonites remain strict: only the children of Mennonite parents can become members and they must obey church tenets to remain in the church. Mennonites now speak Spanish as well as German and live side by side with the Tarahumara Indians.

Today about 50,000 Mennonites live near the city of Cuauhtémoc, 65 miles west of the capital city of Chihuahua. They are still known for their fine cheese and grains. Although the more conservative Mennonites still strongly resist change and drive their horses and buggies to market, it appears that there is a chink in the armor of Mennonite fundamentalist belief. It will be harder and harder for this isolated religious enclave to remain traditional.



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The lake

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She showed me exotic foods (chicharron).

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Went on a date with two of her close friends.Well, we mainly drove around town in her truck with a case of Nergro modelo and got drunk. I took them to dinner.

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When I agreed to pay the check they finally smiled.

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The language barrier with Karla was not too bad. We got around it by writing mostly ( she could read english better then speaking it).We also used a spanish to english dictionary a lot, and would just point to the word needed.Here she is writing my going away note in my hotel room.

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Back to the saga of the broke bike. When the parts came via UPS they were only a week late. Overnight my ass! And, I had the wrong valves shipped. Remember the language barrier? So I'm screwed. Time for plan B. Called my bud Mulekick and told him to drive my truck to Presidio TX USA 1000 plus miles and pick my sorry ass up! Sweet talked Karla into driving 3 hours to haul the bike and me over the border. Many tears were shed.

Would I go back to Mexico? Hell yes! I'm planning a trip this summer.
After all they have some beautifull women!


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Even the border patrol uses KLR650s

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[JayD]

Good report Chuck, I'm gonna try to go and edit your report and get the pics to show instead of the hyper links

[Juice]

Awesome read brother. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing with us. Got any more? Keep them coming. Give us all you got. We need some depth in this ride report thread......

[chuckklr04]

Awesome read brother. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing with us. Got any more? Keep them coming. Give us all you got. We need some depth in this ride report thread......



I have a lot more. Some need to be photoshopped to pass the porn rules:D


Here you can find the safe ones. http://chuckklr04.smugmug.com/gallery/900913

[scootertrash]

dude that kicks ass, you taking any other riders on your next trip?

[chuckklr04]

dude that kicks ass, you taking any other riders on your next trip?



More the merrier.

[scootertrash]

Whoa shit, This would put the A in Advriding........... when you looking at doing it.

[chuckklr04]

Whoa shit, This would put the A in Advriding........... when you looking at doing it.


Summer is the only time I could get the time off to do it. The only reason I went in Oct was because I had off two months due to Katrina. That bitch was good for something!

[scootertrash]

Hmmmmm Summer trip...... Hmmmmmmm

[Flying Low]

Man, i would love to make a trip like this some day.

[Juice]

Why don't you plan to make the Coast 2 Coast with us in 2007?


Man, i would love to make a trip like this some day.

[Dusty]

Hot Hot Hot. I wanna go to mexico. anybody?

[Dirty_Sanchez]

Chucklr-

We're just a bunch of dirty old dirtbikers. Come on, show us the photos that aren't ready for prime time.

Sounds like you really had an adventure and came away with some great friends and stories!

Dirty



I have a lot more. Some need to be photoshopped to pass the porn rules:D


Here you can find the safe ones. http://chuckklr04.smugmug.com/gallery/900913

[vstrommississippi]

Great trip report! Makes me want to load up now!rocket.ride

[Juice]

Chuck, what happened to the pics? This was one of my favorite RR from you!!!

[JayD]

Me too Chuck

[chuckklr04]

Before I was banned from ADVrider I removed all my pics from Smugmug which is owned by...........you guessed it ..........Baldy who owns ADV.

Smugmug (Mormon owner) was giving me shit anyway about having nudes in my password protected account. Which I might add was broken into by several adv members.They e-mailed me nudes of my wife and girlfriend. Thankfully I think they did it in jest, and I think did it to warn me about keeping risque (wife/blackmail pictures) in there .

[chuckklr04]

I have a lot more. Some need to be photoshopped to pass the porn rules:D


Here you can find the safe ones. http://chuckklr04.smugmug.com/gallery/900913

Here I took some non safe ones. This is in Acuna MX, across the border from Del Rio TX. Thats one classy whorehouse.
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[chuckklr04]

Me showing respect to MX security guard.
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Me showing respect to KLR riding USA border guard.
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Arturo's class
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Arturo and myself
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My klr tore down
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My liver hates me. Some bar in Creel.
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[chuckklr04]

Casa Margarita's Hostel, a great place to stay in Creel MX. In 05 a bed cost you $8 and you get breckfast and dinner. For a double bed room with private showerand food included was $30. Nubile Swedish college age girls included. NO SHIT! This place is real popular with the world wide traveling kids set. Dailey the beauties changed up at the dinner tables. Which also was a great place to meet them.
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The road to batopilas
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This is the place to stay in Batopilas. $20 a night for a clean bed and bath. forgot the name of it.
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Secure parking in the hotels court yard, and my favorite pic of my KLR.
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Bottom of Batoplisa canyon. Where the locals live.
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[chuckklr04]

The road to some Waterfall. forget the name.
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If you look real close I'm on the top right on the right.
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[chuckklr04]

Me at the fanciest place in Camargo MX with my amiga's.
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The girl who drove me over the border to meet my truck. Karla, 28 and one smoking hot body naked.
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At the rodeo wearing no makeup.
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Making out in the truck in the Chewies garage.
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[zeal]

damn chuck. awesome pics. awesome report. and super hot amigas. ima have to follow yer ass to mexico son!

[Dusty]

Very cool Chuck. Why do i have a feeling that there are more pics, that you are not telling us about?

[zeal]

Very cool Chuck. Why do i have a feeling that there are more pics, that you are not telling us about?
Dito

[chuckklr04]

Very cool Chuck. Why do i have a feeling that there are more pics, that you are not telling us about?

Because I'm too lazy to put a edit bar over my junk in the pics.

[zeal]

Because I'm too lazy to put a edit bar over my junk in the pics.


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^ (edit bar)




here ya go. BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!







:wall:

[Juice]

The funny thing is that he did not even notice it in the reflection, until he had already posted it.

[chuckklr04]

The funny thing is that he did not even notice it in the reflection, until he had already posted it.

I had the same thing happen one time when I put a teapot up for sale on E-bay.

The lengths ( or lack of) I go through to amuse you guys.....LOL!

[Juice]

You should be more careful.



http://kennethwalton.com/media/nakedkettle.jpg

[chuckklr04]

Sure will Juice


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5090/5379264389_0403a9db03_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/9511884@N04/5379264389/) my borat look (http://www.flickr.com/photos/9511884@N04/5379264389/) by chuckklr98 (http://www.flickr.com/people/9511884@N04/), on Flickr

[Juice]

Ha Ha Ha. You Krazy Fucker!!!!!!

[king4456]

the legend that is chuck!

[OldBMWMaster]

Nice ride Chuck. It has been the coldest winter since 1913 here at the beach. It has snowed twice already. I am itching to head south. Hope you are keeping mama happy for me.

[chuckklr04]

Nice ride Chuck. It has been the coldest winter since 1913 here at the beach. It has snowed twice already. I am itching to head south. Hope you are keeping mama happy for me.

Keep the Head Bitch's nipples cold for me.

Hopefully Mama will let me run loose soon.

[OldBMWMaster]

I hope she can come with me. Harry wants to come, but if he does, he will have to trailer. His neck has gotten worse and extended rides leave him almost paralyzed. He is threatening to buy a trailer. I know he has a good reason, but we will still give him shit.