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Ritten
04-10-2006, 11:19 PM
After being offshore for three weeks I came in last week and finally got some time to spend with the bike to put on all of the accessories that were building up in the workshop. I could have sworn I saw dust and moths fly when I opened the garage door and I could only hang my head low when confronted with two neglected bikes that had been sitting still for so long.

First thing's first... I pulled out the Aprilia and started her up. First crank, without so much as a hesitation, she turned over and was purrrrrring like an Italian kitty. I let her warm up a while before stretching the throttle cable a bit...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0701.jpg

Once I was pleased and settled that the cabon had been sufficiently blown out, I rolled her back into place and pulled the GS out of the garage and into the operating room.........I mean bike shop.
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The first item of business was tires. Picking up a nail in Grand Isle was seriously affecting my rides and I was constantly paranoid of my pressures. The plug I had in the trailwings was sufficient for short term, but the tire would lose alot of pressure over night. Soooo, I pulled out the machine...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0704.jpg

...and had an important choice to make.
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I ended up going with the TKC's so that I can find out how well they do on the superslab during my trip next week to the show-me state. The Harbor Freight tire changer really helps the job go alot easier and the mojo lever makes it so simple that I'm kicking myself for not doing this sooner.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0707.jpg

Getting the tires off proved to be alot easier than getting the new ones on, but after a bit of pulling, cursing, and throwing.....I got it.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0709.jpg

Now, getting the front tire off of the beemer was going to be interesting since I didn't have the 22mm hex tool required for the front axle. I called every shop I know of, every place in Houma, and aside from ordering something from Motion pro, I had no idea how I was going to do it. An industrial tool supply place here in Houma recommended trying a 7/8" allen wrench since it was only a few thousandths of an inch over a 22mm. I figured I'd try it, but of course it didn't work. About that time I remembered that my Futura requires something similar to get the rear wheel nut off of the swingarm. It was a long shot that it would be the right size, but as soon as I held it to the forks I knew it would work. It slid right inside the axle and was a perfect fit!! I instantly called up Garrett at Eurocycles and ordered a backup to keep on the BMW!
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So now, I could take the front tire off, but still had to rig up a little bit of "persuasive engineering" to get the bike weight to favor the rear end. 42lbs of water, one used rear tire, and a rachet strap did the trick nicely...
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I finished up the tires and got them somewhat balanced with the Mark Parnes balancer. All along I have been building a tool kit to keep on the GS and have started doing all of my bike maintenance with just that. I add tools to it as I come across one that I need.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0705.jpg

Next up......a big box of goodies...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0706.jpg

The SW-Motech tank bag was a simple enough install and I love the concept. It never touches the tank and can be removed and put back on with a simple pull of the cord. It attatches to a bracket installed on the tank.
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After the tankbag installation, I removed the carbon block canister. It is installed by BMW USA to collect and reuse any overflowed gas from the tank. In reality it's a 5 pound ugly piece of plastic that can cause carbon to collect in your intake. GONE!!
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Much cleaner subframe without it too...
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After the canisterectomy, I proceeded to install a BlueSea fuse box under the seat and wire up my new Hella FF50's. The wiring took me the rest of that evening, and all morning Sunday. I would have finished sooner, but I had a bachelor party scheduled in Houston this past weekend.

As soon as I can get some pictures of the fuse box, I'll be glad to post them up if anyone is interested, but the end result of the fog lights are here. Riding some gravel and backroads last night, I was able to get them aimed and focused so that they're not blinding oncoming traffic, but light up what's in front of me EXTREMELY well.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0775.jpg

They're mounted to a Terrenova light bar and eventually I'll put a set of Hella Micro DE Xenons on the top of the bar for some serious HID driving lights. I spent a good bit of the afternoon riding through cane fields, dirt roads, and even a few unbeaten trails. The bike handled them all with more confidence that I would EVER expect from such a pig and I was even sliding the rear out in a few places.

My final farkle for the weekend though was a lucky find for me. Someone on ADVrider had bought, and didn't like a standard height Sargent seat and was selling it for $100 under asking price. I jumped on the deal and my butt has been thanking me since. Here's a few pictures from today during my short, but sweet outting.

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scootertrash
04-10-2006, 11:34 PM
Looks damn good!

nickatnite
04-11-2006, 12:09 PM
So part of your tool kit for the GS includes 2 boxes of 22 LR bullets and a bottle of Hoppes #9, intresting......

Flying Low
04-11-2006, 12:25 PM
great job on the farkles Ted! i love that bike more and more with every view i get of it.

Ritten
04-11-2006, 04:55 PM
So part of your tool kit for the GS includes 2 boxes of 22 LR bullets and a bottle of Hoppes #9, intresting......


The .22LR are to help combat horny oilfield dispatchers who constantly want to make love to the bike as soon as they see it. The small caliber is perfect for getting through their thick heads.UZI

....and the Hoppes is one of the only things I've found to clean up the drool that is constantly left on the bike when people get past the curtain of firepower. I mean, what else would it be for??qwer

jollyroger75243
04-12-2006, 04:14 PM
So part of your tool kit for the GS includes 2 boxes of 22 LR bullets and a bottle of Hoppes #9, intresting......

Yea....I'm thinking 4 boxes should be minimum. That is std equip where I come from.

NICE Aprilia! I have a thing for those.

dannyt
04-13-2006, 01:20 PM
Oh boy, Oh boy Ted has a tire changer and he only lives about 10 miles from me....................................Hey Ted do you need a new best friend???Cool12

Ritten
04-13-2006, 02:24 PM
Oh boy, Oh boy Ted has a tire changer and he only lives about 10 miles from me....................................Hey Ted do you need a new best friend???Cool12


Strap your tires to the bike and come on over... We just put new Distanzia's on Bayou Boy's V-Strom last night. With two people you're looking at about 10 minutes a wheel. You'll just have to bring your own wheel weights for balancing though.

DukeRyder
04-18-2006, 06:14 PM
Kick Ass12

Your GS looks sweet man!!!!

nickatnite
05-13-2006, 10:17 PM
Ted..

Take me some pics of your GPS mount. I wanna see how it mounts and WHERE it mounted?

Ritten
05-14-2006, 03:08 AM
Ted..

Take me some pics of your GPS mount. I wanna see how it mounts and WHERE it mounted?


This is all I have with me out here, but you can kinda get the idea. On the GS it's a U-bolt type RAM mount, and on the Aprilia I made a bracket to bolt it to an expansion nut in the triple tree...

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/IMG_0488-2.jpg
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Thetedeo/GPSview.jpg

slopdogg
05-14-2006, 06:11 PM
Yeah ted that GS is cleaner than the board of health

wolvertone
09-07-2006, 12:15 AM
Here's what I do to get the front wheel off the ground:

With bike on centerstand:

Use either a floor jack or a bottle jack if you have one short enough. Put a piece of plywood between the jack and engine/bash plate (in front of the centerstand). Pump that thing up enough to get the front wheel off the ground and you are good to go. I do it on my bikes all the time, with no problems.

Of course this only works if you have a center stand.