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bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 02:30 PM
......crazy, stupid, hooliganistic, devil-may-care, buffoonish tom-foolery I've pulled on Fang in the last year and gotten away with......


......I get popped on a straight, wide, multilane highway for +20mph in a speedtrap. Owned

F*****************************************CK!!!!!! !

At least Louisiana has the defensive driving thing. I don't know what +20mph runs, but it has to be more than the $30 online class.

My zeal for law enforcement takes another blow.

I need to get back on Harleys, I guess, but the Motard scene is way too much fun!
Juice
05-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Where did they get you? There are speed traps set on South Choctaw today?
bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 02:39 PM
Northbound Hwy16 in Denham where I live. On the way to the house over lunch with something the wife needed. I never go that way, but I came from my other data center and...well.... f*ck.

I just CAN'T ride that bike slow. Wrench like you love 'em, ride 'em like you stole 'em, right?

Maybe I'll finish the Honda 500 and use it as trade bait @ GN Gonzales or something.
Juice
05-05-2006, 02:42 PM
Well it is quite obvious that this is the wifes fault and she should be held liable for her actions................



Northbound Hwy16 in Denham where I live. On the way to the house over lunch with something the wife needed. I never go that way, but I came from my other data center and...well.... f*ck.

I just CAN'T ride that bike slow. Wrench like you love 'em, ride 'em like you stole 'em, right?

Maybe I'll finish the Honda 500 and use it as trade bait @ GN Gonzales or something.
Ritten
05-05-2006, 02:44 PM
Well it is quite obvious that this is the wifes fault and she should be held liable for her actions................


Dito Agreed!!
bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 02:49 PM
Hey, Juice, there's an approach I never thought of! Thanx, man! Keep checking the newspapers for my story.....sometimes they list hospital rooms and I do so love a nice fruit basket. :rolleyes:

Nah, like I said, this is probably in the $120 neighborhood and a prime candidate for Defensive Driving .
scootertrash
05-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Tell me if you go to sell Fang, and sellout and decide to go back to Harleys..... :)
RED
05-05-2006, 02:55 PM
I got a speeding ticket a few yrs ago for 24 miles over the speed limit.
I think I paid $125
But like I said that was a few yrs ago
And b/f u ask why I did take the class instead, b/c the ticket was suppose to be fixed & I didn't know that it actually wasn't till the day I showed up!!
So freakin joke was on me!!
Oh well I was actually goin 28 miles over the limit & the cop gave me a break b/c he didn't want to have to take my license away!
Loss4wrds
05-05-2006, 03:10 PM
bayou - You work over by/with NTG on Florida at the Bonne whatever tech center? I think I saw your bike there the other day when I had to go to NTG to work on some of our equipment...
bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 03:33 PM
That's me, "EJ". I'm the Operations Manager. The facilities, physical security and NOC staff are mine. Good folks! I'm the good looking guy surrounded by all the ladies.

Or something like that. :)
nickatnite
05-05-2006, 04:10 PM
......

I need to get back on Harleys, I guess, but the Motard scene is way too much fun!

Nooooooooo

Then all you will wanna do is lay around in your underwear and wifebeater or go to a bar and drink and then ride it home and NOT wave at anyone....
Loss4wrds
05-05-2006, 04:20 PM
That's me, "EJ". I'm the Operations Manager. The facilities, physical security and NOC staff are mine. Good folks! I'm the good looking guy surrounded by all the ladies.

Or something like that. :)

Cool I will say hello next time I am over there. I just started with US Agencies and we have a small cage over by the loading docks. I have only been over there twice since I started 3 weeks ago. But I am sure I will be making many more trips over there during the next year...
bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 04:30 PM
Ride your bike. If you're done...ohhhhhh...let's say....aroundlunchtime?

We ride!
dannyt
05-05-2006, 06:06 PM
Damn copsBable12 Got nothing else better to do;)
fiveaux
05-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Damn copsBable12 Got nothing else better to do;)

Bitches....










Oh Nick, I wave......Redfinger
dannyt
05-05-2006, 07:29 PM
Bitches....










Oh Nick, I wave......Redfinger


Doughnut eating bitches!!:)
bayoubikebruiser
05-05-2006, 11:44 PM
This one was a State Trooper who was never fully convinced that the bike came street legal from the factory. He asked where my signals were and when I demonstrated thier function to him he said, "You're kidding, right?" I noted that the insurance certificate in his hand listed the bike by the same serial number stamped into the frame. I substituted "Sir" for all commas in my speech as I did so. He approached human as our meeting progressed but still wrote the ticket.

He loves his job. That's the only nice thing I can say about him.

With my luck, I'll get to introduce you to him Thursday night....